What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!


The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.


The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, KHizballah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
Note: If the coffee shop owner was a jew himself, added to the above should be 'self-hated'.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians bringing one hudreds excuses that the insects have been flying from civilian areas.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one billion dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
Note: Any resolutions or statements to be ratified by UN should be drafted by IDF people.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.